In this last showing of the Storm of Time, picked up from Part 1 of the pilot, we open in the Rumpus Room at the Golden Dragon. The Professor had gone there to search out why he found himself bound for trouble, after wasting the time of a genial prostitute. The lads begin a ruckus when Rullar attempted to cross the threshold, in spite of the warning Cheng and Ming had given after what happened last time. After a certain amount of whanging and banging, the Professor, a highly valued customer, ended in the basement bound to be tortured (again, see part 1). Rullar closes his night in the street. The torture consists of, first, injection of the Professor with a horrifically potent nerve toxin that enhanced tactile sensation, particularly pain, by 10,000 times. Then, feathers.
We learn the next day that the Professor successfully remembers, even in spite the Forget Me paste he’d ingested to end last night, that he had spilled his guts about the location of the Gyroscopic X-Ring. This was due to having dosed himself every morning with a cocktail of prophylactic poison. (”Here, Mako!”) Or course, being the Professor, he lied to Terror Lily [actually, I don't recall her name], chief courtesan and expert interrogator of the Floating Dragon, and fingered out the Man in White as the present possessor of the G. X-Ring.
After Marlin and Rullar arrive at the Man in White’s creepy palatial pad, Rullar in supporting sniper position of course, the Professor just wanders in. As he and his associates make their way, Rullar notes that who should be chatting conspiratorily with the Man in White but the Professor’s rival (Nemesis according to PTA jargon) and assistant Summer de Winter, sister of Dr. Marlin’s long (?) lost love. After an ineffectual duel of wits, the smell of smoke from downstairs heightens and the tension tightens as Cheng and Ming’s hapless pajama clad force assaults the penthouse. The Professor, armed with his trademark nonlethal cane, dashingly dances to the sword song of the Man in White as Rullar kills everything else that moves. At last the Professor stumbles on a staircase, catches himself on a chandelier, and fumbles his parry just enough so that the Man in White’s backsword slashes him over the hip. Incidentally, the pain intensifier of the day before has enough zing to incapacitate the good Professor.
Just when all seems lost, the Man in White falls to one of Rullar’s enormous gun p0rnish rifle bullets. The white clad villain has only time to gasp one last cryptic phrase, which the Professor of course immediately recognizes being, after all, a Professor of Curiousities such as this.
Meanwhile, Rullar rappels in to save the only woman he’s ever loved, or at least been more interested than she, from certain death in the conflagration about to ensue. He of course strips her of her fetters after finishing the foolish henchman who dares to stand in his way, of course snatching the mysterious file innocently sitting by itself next to her. Only after the lads retreat from the flaming building do the police show up, just in time for the feckless crew to be covered in immobilizing, anti inflammable foam. After Rullar and Marlin quietly discuss the situation with the importunate officers, leaving no more than three of the cops with broken bones, the police sergeant–who turns out to be Pepe, Rullar’s snitch!–of course sets them at their freedom.
They return to ship, only to find a cleaning robot escapes a closet, piercing Rullar near to perishing. Meanwhile the Marlin Institute’s spy Sophie’s on board! Summer gives chase, and is abducted. We cut to Sophie and Summer fighting desperately at the far future Marlin Institute.
The curtain falls, with the audience wondering:
What did the Man in White say to Professor Marlin?
Will Rullar’s only love ever return his affection, or even warm his cold, calloused heart?
Will the crew of the Peregrine ever leave port?
These questions, and more, will be answered in Season 1 of Storm of Time!
Sneak Peek from Next Season (Season 1):
1. The plucky lads, and associates, are in the midst of a monstrous horde of zombies, blasting away. How will they ever escape the wrath of the moaning hordes of undead?
2. Professor Marlin berates the cleaning robot that narrowly missed ending Mr. Rullar by surprise harpooning: “Fail again, and be eternally discombobulated!”
3. The Director to Sophie from a darkened room in the Marlin Institute: “My dear, bring the liniment. My thigh is aching.”